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« on: <06-06-11/2008:05> »
Bill Engvall's comedy routine pokes fun a stupidity by saying that at times folks do or ask stupid things so they get a stupid sign.  Hence, his tag line is: "Here's Your Sign." 

This topic is for those war stories.  Don't worry we've all been given the sign at one point or another.

Well, my group plotted the elaborate heist.  They planned.  They practiced.  They circumvented much of the security.   They planned a ruse.  A few things went wrong but they over came it.  Minutes after their escape they wondered why the GM laughed maniacally. 

They forgot to remove the RFID tag from the stolen merchandise.   And along came the Peace Corps...

And "Here's Your Sign.........."

Anyone else have one.....


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« Reply #1 on: <06-06-11/2152:26> »
The number of times that my group had to deal with RFID tags screwing them over is epic.

I think it was the third game that they even bought a tag eraser...  :P
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« Reply #2 on: <06-06-11/2204:04> »
They had one but no one used it. ;D

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« Reply #3 on: <06-09-11/1450:48> »
if you run or play shadowrun, you eventually get one of these stories.

short version, an AI hired the shadowrunners to steal 3 things from 3 warehouses. these warehouses had magical sucurity from bug spirits. when meeting the johnson, they failed to do much research. a subcontracted NPC decker was hired, but he died (it was an AI hiding inside of a megacorp nexi), and after that they were too afraid to follow up. at the first of these warehouses, the runners had a somewhat..... poor plan. they penetrated the matrix-side security and arranged for the box they wanted to be shipped, then put a deposit on renting the right company van to load it in. the target in this case was a signal rating 7 upgrade with UCAS military markings on it. (the other 2 cases were a response 7 upgrade, and a good anthro drone body that looked like synthetic alphaware). they failed to find the on-site wired-only security.

the elf rigger? well.... he had on makeup to prevent computer/camera facial recognition. he was in the van alone, with the rest of the team nearby for support if needed. while waiting for the box to be loaded, he pulled out his hip flask(he was a mild alcoholic rigger), and offered a sip to the security guard. this made people suspicious, so they slapped an extra security RFID on the box, and had vtol drones shadow him.

when he deviated from the planned route by pulling into a mall parking lot, a security van with guards and  mage was sent in. when they saw a group of people (the rest of the team) in the back of the van messing with the crate, they assumed the worst and engaged, first using burst fire to destroy the tires and prevent escape. the teams dwarf mage had spirit bane(fire), and was thus the primary target of the enemy fire elemental.

they managed to escape by stealing an 18-wheeler from a loading dock (it was a big crate), and deleted various facebook pictures of them from an idiot on top of the parking deck. because the rigger was seen by the facility they robbed, his home was hit by lonestar. guess where he told me he left his van and drones when i asked him 'are you sure?'. he almost quit the game because of that due to being too attached to his expensive equipment, but the face was able to help him get it back out of the lonestar impound lot.

when i gave him his sign, he was hiring out a blimp drone for banner adds as cover for his surveillance. it was a picture of his face in the bad makeup, as part of an add for a makeup company.

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« Reply #4 on: <06-09-11/1506:18> »
OK, my group was hired to extract Goofy from DisneyLand.  A specific Goofy, who was a robotics expert, to be exact.  (My group really, really hates LA now, BTW.).  Anyhow, they scouted the situation, and figured out how to do the job.

Using the Mr. Johnson's contacts in a prop department, they had smoke bombs made up to look like soda cans, and lay them in passive detonation mode all around the park, with the Pixie Mystical Adept getting ready to deal with the Watcher Spirits and the Hacker dealing with the camera feeds.

The "Fake Terrorist Attack" worked and got everyone running like hell, and after a few problems with security, they got the target out into the waiting off-road vehicle.  To drive on the highway.  (Yes, they were smacking their heads at this as well.).  A car chase and a shot-up distinctive vehicle hidden in a suburb later, they sighed with relief as they figured they were home free.  None of the spirits around DisneyLand had followed them.

Suddenly, a squad of the Mouseketeers SWAT Team pulled up at the house and waited.  The group going, "How the hell did they find us?", before realizing that they guy, still in the Goofy Suit, was transmitting all the way.

Then the lawn got up and started beating on the house.

Moral of the story:  Don't mess with the Magic Kingdom.   ;D
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« Reply #5 on: <06-13-11/1114:23> »
My group was hired to break into Eta Engineering to extract a large shipping container and to download a copy of the data about the contents and erase the originals from Eta's mainframe. They hired gangers to make a distraction, got the container readied to leave on a truck, managed to get into the lot as a fake delivery van, broke off with some in the truck others in the van, and took off with Lone Star's patrol cars pulling into the lot as they hit the highway. They stopped in a park, fried the RFID tags on the container while the Face called the Johnson. The Johnson asks "You have the container? You have the chip? Good see you in an hour at this dock...See you there." The party flipped as they all realized that they forgot about getting the data and half of the team headed back as the others made their way to the dock.
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