[cjubmavin]

the race kender or quickling
 
based on the drawf          bod   agi   rea   str   cha   int   loc   wil   ini
       bp25                          2/7(10)   1/6(9)   1/5(7)   3/8(12)   1/6(9)   1/6(9)   1/6(9)   2/7(10)   2/11(16)thermographic vision, +2 dice for body tests to resist pathogens and toxins   
things needed to change;  -1 on bod, -3 on str,   -1 on loc, -2 on wil, +1 on agi, +2 on rea, change thermographic vision for low light,   -hgt to 1.2m, -wgt to 40 kgs, celerity cost 5bp,  poor self control compulsive kleptoemanie +5bp,  neoteny cost 10 bp, remove +2 dice for body tests to resist pathogens and toxins +20 bp

based on the gnome     2/7(10) 1/6(9)   1/5(7)   3/8(12)   1/6(9)   1/6(9)   1/6(9)   2/7(10)   2/11(16)
bp 25   arcane arrester, neoteny, thermographic vision
things needed to change;  remove arcane arrester get 25 bp, -1 on bod, -3 on str, -1 on loc, -2 on wil, +1 on agi, +2 on rea, change thermographic vision for low light,  -hgt to 1.2m, -wgt to 40 kgs, celerity cost 5bp,  poor self control compulsive kleptoemanie +5bp,

based on the  elf  bp 30   1/6(9)   2/7(10)   1/6(9)   1/6(9)   3/8(12)   1/6(9)   1/6(9)   1/6(9)   2/12(18)
low light vision
things needed to change;   -1 on loc and wil, +1 on rea, -hgt to 1.2m, -wgt to 40 kgs, celerity cost 5bp, poor self control compulsive kleptoemanie +5bp, neoteny cost 10bp

[Bushw4cker]

Wtf is a Kender?

[Whiskeyjack]

I think it's a race from the Dragonlance setting of D&D.

[Black]

Not really feeling it as a Shadowrun Race.  Shadowrun metatype varients tend, for the most part, to be based around real world mythology.

[Medicineman]

Please Nooooooo H
Omfg....Deity
Kender contradict Darwinism !
They will never survive (not even 1 Week) in the Dystopia of Shadowrun
(Oh,Hello Mr. Mean Troll ,I'm not afraid of You.
Ohhh, why is Your Comlink in my Pocket?
Why're you so angry, its only fun Nohhhh,Please don't*Sound of a tiny Neck snapping*....)
They're a big Nuisance(in a way worse than Ghouls)
Hobbits are something diifferent though!
They could adapt .I'm playing two different Hobbits myself

with a Dance in the Shire
Medicineman

[Novocrane]

But everyone likes Kender! (eye rolling smileys repeat on for a finite, but uncountable length ...)

[All4BigGuns]

But everyone likes Kender! (eye rolling smileys repeat on for a finite, but uncountable length ...)

No...no they don't. Kill it with fire, unload with that full-auto Panther someone came up with on the corpse, and follow it up with launching what's left into the sun.

[Mirikon]

Wtf is a Kender?

Something that needs to be killed with fire on sight.

[All4BigGuns]

Wtf is a Kender?

Something that needs to be killed with fire on sight.

I stand by my sentiments.

[RHat]

Wtf is a Kender?

Something that needs to be killed with fire on sight.

They might even steal your kerosene, making the whole thing even easier!

[Medicineman]

.....oO( Gully Dwarfes)

HeyaHeyaHejaja
Medicineman

[DaveDaveDaave]

But everyone likes Kender! (eye rolling smileys repeat on for a finite, but uncountable length ...)

No...no they don't. Kill it with fire, unload with that full-auto Panther someone came up with on the corpse, and follow it up with launching what's left into the sun.

Feck +1, no Feck that +10 My Stream of Conciousness was OmNomNomNomTurkeyandPorkPatesandwich3daystillpaydaycheerleadersis5theditionoutyet?catwantsmysandwichbribecatOmNomNomForumsthenMinecraftkylieminongue KENDER KILL IT WITH FIRE NOW

Kill the Kender because being a Dick at a gaming table isn`t "getting into character" its spotlight hogging mental masturbation that pisses off the rest of the players. Granted YMMV and comic relief characters may have added a lot of happy stories and memories to you and your friends evenings and if so I appologise from the bottom of my black scaly heart. Perhaps it`s just that the very few players I have met who gravitate toward Kender seem to be the same ones that play "funny" Malkavians.

[All4BigGuns]

.....oO( Gully Dwarfes)

HeyaHeyaHejaja
Medicineman

They're not as bad as Kender. A Gully Dwarf is just a Dwarf that's rather unintelligent and lacking in hygiene.

[Glyph]

If someone wanted to play a kender or a gully dwarf in a game I was running, or playing in, I would say, "Hell NO.  Play a lesbian elf stripper ninja or a quad-armed fomori changeling with astral hazing, like a normal player."

[RHat]

.....oO( Gully Dwarfes)

HeyaHeyaHejaja
Medicineman

They're not as bad as Kender. A Gully Dwarf is just a Dwarf that's rather unintelligent and lacking in hygiene.

So, basically dwarven neckbeards.