>>>>>[I said I'd give news... I got exactly that!
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Breaking news. Authorities confirms that Yamamoto Hiroto and his wife were found dead in their loft, in Osaka, yesterday evening. Autopsies are still ongoing but champagne glasses with traces of what could be poison were found on the scene. The bodies were discovered by their daughter a few hours after their death. At this morning press release from the authorities, Captain Akita Tsubasa said that nothing was conclusive yet but that everything was pointing towards suicide. Yamamoto Hiroto was the CEO of Bright Star Agency, a subsidiary of Shiawase Corporation. Bright Star Agency stocks were, in the last few weeks, alarmingly taking a drop in value and is now on verge of collapse, fueling the suicide theory of its CEO. Shiawase Corporation has yet to present a press release but a representative from the corporation told us that they will present one in the next few days. On this, I am Nara Moriko from Osaka News and I will be following this story closely.
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Now that's a job well done! Planned to every details, including the stock value drop. Hahaha! Not bad! Not bad at all! She's due to come back in a few days, assuming she doesn't get arrested before. Money, I'll take you up on that offer to train her for a little while. I rely too much on sorcery to cover my tracks and she needs someone to show her more mundane ways of doing that. Nah, that's a lame excuse I know... Like I don't know the mundane tricks as well. I really just need someone to get the little princess off my plate for a week or two because I need to take care of something. Well, someone in fact. An idiot who has the guts of calling himself The Mysterious Man (I killed the last one might I add) sent me an invitation for a meeting to discuss a business proposal. Apparently some of the best independent wetwork specialists I know will also be attending. The whole thing smells like drek and screams a setup. I'm pretty conflicted about what I'm going to do with this. My whole being is telling me to just snap the fool's neck before the meet but my curiosity might get the best of me... We'll see I guess.]<<<<<
-- Smiley (09:48:37/02-14-74)