[CanRay]

"I don't always Shadowrun, but when I do, it's Soykaff." - Gundam, the World's Most Interesting Decker
"I will hug the evil out of you!!!"
"Where I come from, trolls don't walk THROUGH the door, they usually open it first."
"Geek the mage first, geek the ork with the big gun next, and call in artillery support for the cybernetic troll."
"I need to do my ANTI-Rain Dance again!" - Crazy Talks, The World's Worst Shaman
"Public Vehicular Fornication?"
"Gecko tape + thermite bars = A Happy Shadowrunner."
"I heard that papered offices are a great idea, you can double-check data that might get digitally corrupted."
"Can I call you back, I'm busy chasing an Indian at the moment..."
"LenseCrafters: 1-Hour Cybereyes while you wait"
"Remind me to pay you... SO I CAN DOCK YOUR SALARY!"
"I'm just sitting on the side, playing Angry Seagulls on my AR."
"It could be worse, you could have dealt with the ideas HE gave me."  "I ended up naked, upside down, in a ghoul den."
"I've seen some strange things in my life, and this ain't one of them."
"Buy local, buy knock-off."
"Governor Brackhaven's power bill just went to 5,000,000¥."
"I don't want to use the mop bucket for anything! INCLUDING MOPPING!"
"I own stock in the company that makes Gecko Tape."
"Can someone go and do this delicately please, I forgot how."
"Ho Ho Ho, now I have a fire axe."
"I'm going to strangle the ganger with my scarf and bury him in soykaff cups." - Note:  Trips the Elf wears a Fourth Doctor-style scarf
"Even Aztechnology knows shame."
"I got my +5 Mace of get the frag out!" - Gundam providing Geek Cred and Shadowrunner Cred at the same time
"And your Creedence optical chip was stolen, too."

And, for the best one-liners around...  MUNGO!

[Wildcard]

Younger Cop: Sometimes. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though.
Older Cop: Or the Creedence.

[Belker]

From the Shadowrun Tournament at Origins back in '91, after our team geeked the Big Bad in the first round: "The quarterback is TOAST!"

[Sichr]

Looks like someone used it in Battlestar Galactica:
"The quaterback is TOASTER!"

[JoeNapalm]

From the Shadowrun Tournament at Origins back in '91, after our team geeked the Big Bad in the first round: "The quarterback is TOAST!"

Columbus, Die Hard, and a Mutant Enemy reference in your sig?

Oh, you're good.

 


-Jn-
Ifriti Sophist

[Inconnu]

"Your flesh will taste excellent lightly seasoned with nutmeg!"
Great for ghouls.

[farothel]

"Your flesh will taste excellent lightly seasoned with nutmeg!"
Great for ghouls.

Another OOTS fan.    Well, there are a number of quotes from that webcomic that can be applied to shadowrun.
-Hey, I don't make the crazy rules, I just twist them to my purpose.
-I'm a freelance wealth redistribution specialist.
-We're seasoned professionals (well, semi-seasoned quasi-professionals at any rate).  This is any beginning shadowrun team. 

[Valashar]

And, for the best one-liners around...  MUNGO!

My favorite Mungo quote is how he uses his MMO guild members as run contacts. ^_^

[CanRay]

My favorite Mungo quote is how he uses his MMO guild members as run contacts. ^_^

Um...  That's based off a PC that actually did have his MMORPG Guild as a Group Contact.   

[Xzylvador]

Wow, CanRay, a story with Mungo as main character would really, really rock!

Q: Could the same ("big, stupid but effective troll hacker") be done with Face instead of hacker, too? How'd the combination of high social skills and charisma work when negotiating or pulling a con?

[Mirikon]

Fighter: TWO-FISTED MONKEY STYLE ATTACK!
Black Mage: Whatever that is, it better involve keeping his pants on.

[JoeNapalm]

Our team v&ns a couple of Deckers (tased, hooded, shoved in a van, wrung through the old Good Face/Bad Merc routine), then steal their comlinks, wrap them up in gecko tape, and dump them on the sidewalk.

As we pull away, tires smoking, our Orc Gun Adept leans out the door, holding the comlinks in the air, and shouts:

"Don't worry! We'll mail them back to yoooooou!"



*facepalm*



-Jn-
Ifriti Sophist

[AndyNakamura]

After bringing down a merc gunship by carefully lining up a shot straight down the barrel of its assault cannon as it pointed straight at me, the merc commander goes on comms and does the "Now it's personal, we're coming to get you" routine.
My reply: "Bring EVERYTHING."

While being attacked and ranted at by a rogue vengefu AI that's holding me in VR:

AI: "Aren't you afraid to die?"
Me: "No. For us, dying is a natural thing. As for you, a perfect, immortal machine... poor thing, you must be terrified. Because once I'm out of here, I'll find you, put you in a commlink with no wireless, and just enough Response left to see the battery life timer count down. Then I'm going to put you in a steel box, pour cement in it, and drop it in the sea. And you know how I'll be able to do this? Because I can leave this place any time I want. You can't." (To a companion in meat space) "Mouse, jack me."

Street Sam on a roaring rampage of revenge, knocking down a door to a Rad Pad:
"County Marshall! You are being served an eviction notice! Vacate the premises immediately!"
(Tossing a guy out the window)
"I said, VACATE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY!"

And my favorite so far:
"Park ranger! Drop your weapons!"

[Bewilderbeast]

"Your flesh will taste excellent lightly seasoned with nutmeg!"
Great for ghouls.

Another OOTS fan.    Well, there are a number of quotes from that webcomic that can be applied to shadowrun.
-Hey, I don't make the crazy rules, I just twist them to my purpose.
-I'm a freelance wealth redistribution specialist.
-We're seasoned professionals (well, semi-seasoned quasi-professionals at any rate).  This is any beginning shadowrun team. 

That, and, "I'm always looking for new and exciting ways in which I can disappoint my father."

[Belker]

Columbus, Die Hard, and a Mutant Enemy reference in your sig?

Oh, you're good.

Origins '91 was actually in Baltimore, but taken in the spirit offered.